A game where you play as a skeleton collecting bones and customizing your skeleton body so that you can have variants such as really really really long legs or arms and have a cow skull head.
Beating a level gives you a message saying “Nice job, skeleton.”
so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.
I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me
when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.
It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.
I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.
I am so, so proud of you.
When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you.